HOW DOES I TUMBLE

May 20

I am now 24 and looking back at last year’s posts and all I have to say is gross. Boys suck, I like cats.

Apr 20

A cardinal is just a blue jay that has bathed in the blood of its enemies.

Oct 02

Ahhh, one more for good measure.

Scientific Article

what r u doing

scientific articles

stahp!

Seriously. I have no idea what the fuck you are saying. Is your fancy shmancy talk really impressing anyone? No, it isn’t. It is just making a ton of undergraduates very confused and/or angry.

Oct 02

merrymissanthropic-deactivated2 said: I WANNA HOLD A HUMAN BRAIN!

It was cool! A lot heavier than you would think lol and it was dented because someone dropped it. D:

Oct 02

And Lastly,

So, apparently I can give you the deets on neural transmission pathways, but a paper towel dispenser in the restroom? NOPE, TOO HARD, I DO SCIENCE, NOT PAPER.

Oct 02

On the topic of Bio Student Problems

It is my last year as an undergrad and I am just now starting to realize that I either have many more years of school to look forward to or a lifetime of working at a Starbucks. Apparently “I have my bachelors in Biology” is not as impressive as it once was. Now, it seems to be Phd or go home and accept that the last 4 years of your life were just a waste.

Oct 02

I held a human brain last night (I mean that in a non-serial killer way). I can still smell the formaldehyde. Anytime I come in contact with that shit, I feel like it is on me for weeks. Ugggh.

Jul 10

Talking to my ex is such a boner killer for me.

Jul 09

I am absolutely crazy about you, and I need you in my life forever and always.

But who am I talking about?

I don’t even know.

Jul 06
I AM ANGERED BY HOW CUTE THIS IS.

I AM ANGERED BY HOW CUTE THIS IS.