A cardinal is just a blue jay that has bathed in the blood of its enemies.
Ahhh, one more for good measure.
what r u doing
Seriously. I have no idea what the fuck you are saying. Is your fancy shmancy talk really impressing anyone? No, it isn’t. It is just making a ton of undergraduates very confused and/or angry.
merrymissanthropic-deactivated2 asked: I WANNA HOLD A HUMAN BRAIN!
It was cool! A lot heavier than you would think lol and it was dented because someone dropped it. D:
So, apparently I can give you the deets on neural transmission pathways, but a paper towel dispenser in the restroom? NOPE, TOO HARD, I DO SCIENCE, NOT PAPER.
On the topic of Bio Student Problems
It is my last year as an undergrad and I am just now starting to realize that I either have many more years of school to look forward to or a lifetime of working at a Starbucks. Apparently “I have my bachelors in Biology” is not as impressive as it once was. Now, it seems to be Phd or go home and accept that the last 4 years of your life were just a waste.
I held a human brain last night (I mean that in a non-serial killer way). I can still smell the formaldehyde. Anytime I come in contact with that shit, I feel like it is on me for weeks. Ugggh.
Talking to my ex is such a boner killer for me.
I am absolutely crazy about you, and I need you in my life forever and always.
But who am I talking about?
I don’t even know.
I AM ANGERED BY HOW CUTE THIS IS.