HOW DOES I TUMBLE

Oct 19
Oct 19

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

Oct 14

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

Oct 13

A haiku I wrote.

Super cold because
Mom is a Jew. Won’t use oil
So here’s a haiku.

Oct 13

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

Oct 12
Oct 12

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Oct 10

4e6f:

Look. identify as a wolf or other wild animal all you want, but if you do, get off the internet and live in the woods. Wolves don’t blog.

Oct 08

Still hasn’t stopped being hilarious.

Oct 08